Yes, I Have a Penis by Superiorflowerpower, literature
Literature
Yes, I Have a Penis
Yes, I Have A Penis
Do not assume (if I hold the door for you),
that I am making a statement
about your inabilities
to open the door for yourself.
If you hold it for me,
I'll say 'thankyou'.
Do not assume (if I pay for the meal),
that I am underestimating
your earning capacity
as a woman.
If you invite me out for a meal,
you're paying.
Do not assume (if I defend your rights),
that I am belittling
the attempts that you have made
to defend your rights yourself.
If you defend my rights,
I'll consider you human.
I'm hella gay and I'm a piece of trash and i like to scribble on paper And my instagram is awakethedreamers and I'm on there more often so you should follow me ^w^
Favourite Movies
Repo! the Genetic Opera, Twilight Saga, Avatar, The Butterfly Effect, Mean Girls
Favourite TV Shows
Person of Interest, CSI, Adventure Time, Regular Show, etc.
HAVE YOU...
[x] smoked?
[x] consumed alcohol?
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex?
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex?
[x] kissed someone of the same sex?)
[ ] had sex?
[x] had someone in your room other than family?
[ ] watched porn?
[ ] bought porn?
[x] tried drugs?
Total: (6)
[x] taken painkillers?
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine?
[x] lied to your parents?
[x] lied to a friend?
[x]snuck out of the house?
[x] done something illegal?
[x] felt hurt?
[x] hurt someone?
[x] wished someone to die?
[x ] seen someone die?
Total: (16)
[x] missed curfew?
[x] stayed out
What? Why?
i hate facebook...
Why did i get blocked from sending friend requests for two weeks?
for what sending requests to people i dont know
but i did know all of them...
ass lickers
-.-